Name:

Marlon Adams

AKA: long john silver

Age: 27

Position: 3rd's player manager

Name:

Barry Howe

AKA: Old man

Age: 41

Position: jerryatric midfielder

Name:

Kitson Gayle

AKA: Kitty

Age: 22

Position: rugged centre forward

Name:

Marcus Mitchell

AKA: Chimbonda

Age: 29

Position: roaming right back

Name: lincoln Adams

AKA: Numpty

Age: 29

Position: centre half who thinks he's a forward.

Name:

Graham Mclachlan

AKA: franky

Age: 27

Position: frustrated goalkeeper

Name:

Adam Bell

Age: 23

Position: not so rugged centre forward